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Tuesday, July 21, 2015
The Contest of Champions pt. 6: Deadpool v. Deathstroke
Grandmaster: Our next battle will be of the greatest mercenaries of both you're worlds, Deathstroke and Deadpool! Deadpool: Well it's about time, you put me in this! I've been waiting for five episodes, already and- Grandmaster: (Interupting Deadpool.) Silence!!! You're voice... It pains me. Now, the two of you shall battle a top a train of the Gotham Railroads. They were soon transported to the location. Deadpool: Soooo... We're gonna fight, now? Deathstroke: (Pulling out a sword.) Yes, you imbecile! Deadpool: (Pulling out his katana blades.) Let's dance! Their swords clashed, creating sparks. Deadpool: Oooohhh! Sparkly! Deathstroke kicked Deadpool back, so they pulled out their machine guns. When they shot at each other, each bullet clashed with another. Deadpool: (Still shooting.) Bang! Bang! Bang bang bang! Deathstroke and Deadpool pulled out their swords again, sprinting towards each other. Every strike was powerful, soon Deathstroke's sword shattered Deadpool's. Deathstroke: You know, if you spent as much time concentrating as you do joking, perhaps you'd be less predictable. Deadpool: You gotta be kidding! I'm predictable!? Deadpool pulled a boom box out of his pocket, (don't ask.) and the Macarena started playing. Deadpool: (starting to dance.) I'm just getting warmed up! Deathstroke: Impossible! His moves are becoming more erratic, unpredictable! Deadpool kicked Deathstroke in the gut, then snapped his arm, then punched him in the face, knocking him out cold. Soon they were transported back to everyone else. Grandmaster: This victory goes to- Deadpool: (Interupting the Grandmaster.) Spiderman! I mean Deadpool, crap!
The Contest of Champions pt. 5: Lobo v. Wolverine
Grandmaster: Our next battle will be of the most fierce predators, these worlds have to offer! Lobo will combat the Wolverine, within Chicago! These killers were soon within said city. Lobo: I'm more of a bad guy than a good guy! Wolverine: Then I guess I won't be holdin' back on ya, bub! Wolverine ejected his metal claws from his hands, running towards Lobo. Wolverine stabbed Lobo in the chest, but he lived. Lobo: Hahahaha! Ya can't kill me, I've gotta healing factor! Lobo pulled out a shot gun, shooting Wolverine in the face. Wolverine: (healing.) So do I, bub! Lobo pulled out a dagger, connected to a chain, and they ran towards each other. The two killers, stabbed each other, mercilessly. However, Lobo was healing at a much faster rate than Wolverine. Wolverine: (stabbing Lobo in the arm.) you're real tough for someone so pale! Lobo grabbed Wolverine by the arm and threw him into a window leading into a bar. After entering the bar, Lobo pulled out his pistol, shooting Wolverine, over and over again. Lobo: (strangling Wolverine.) Not as the Grandmaster said, huh? Wolverine stabbed Lobo in his eye, then kicked him off. Wolverine: End of the line, bub! Lobo grabbed a broken pool stick and shoved it through Wolverine's skull. They both ended up back with the others, the stick was no longer in wolverine's skull. He wasn't dead, but was out cold. Grandmaster: The winner is Lobo!
The Contest of Champions pt. 4: Batman v. Spiderman
Grandmaster: The next battle will consist of Batman and Spiderman, within the streets of Gotham, the home of Batman! The two were instantly within Gotham, Batman tried to punch Spidey from behind, but he dodged it and punched Bats in the face. Batman: I'm a master of every martial art, Spiderman. Spiderman: Well, you gotta black belt in stupid if you think you're gonna beat me! Spiderman shot a web, but Batman grabbed it. Batman used the web to pull Spiderman towards him, punching him in the face. Batman punched Spiderman in various pressure points, making him unable to move. Batman: You lose, Spiderman. Batman raised one arm and swung. Spidey was out, and the were transported back. Grandmaster: The victor is Batman!
DC:2 Marvel:1
The Contest of Champions pt. 3: Spiderman v. Nightwing
Grandmaster: The next combatants will Nightwing and Spiderman, in Times Square, of SpiderMan's world! The two fighters were transported to the location. Spiderman: Looks like my team gets home turf, again! Nightwing: (pulling out his batons.) Come at me, bro! Spiderman leaped towards Nightwing, but he hit the wall-crawlers face with one of his batons. Spiderman stood on his hands and jabbed Nightwing in the gut with both feet, then back-flipped away. Nightwing: Ya think you're tough? Ya think you're cool?! Nightwing put both batons together and they snapped into place, creating a metal staff. Spiderman: Whoa! Calm down, Nightwing! This a friendly competition. Though what Bats did, says otherwise. Nightwing tried to swing the staff at Spiderman, but Spidey jumped over the attack, landing right behind him. Spiderman used his webs to take the staff, whacking Nightwing on the back of the head, knocking him out. They soon reappeared in the pocket dimension. Grandmaster: The winner of this battle is Spiderman!
DC:1 Marvel:1
The Contest of Champions pt. 2: Captain America v. Batman
Grandmaster: Batman and Captain America shall battle in Grand Central Station, of Captian America's world. The two heroes were transported to the location. It was midnight, the time Batman usually works. Batman: (pulling out a batarang.) I don't wanna do this. Captain America: Neither do I, but it's not like we have a choice. Batman: (throwing a batarang.) I suppose you're right. The batarang comes at Captain America quickly, but he blocks it, using his shield. However, the batarang explodes, releasing smoke. Captain America is unable to see through it, but uses his enhanced hearing to find Batman, punching him in the face. Batman pulls away the shield with one hand, and breaks Captain America's nose with the other. Captain America: (punching Batman in the stomach.) You're good. But I'm better. Batman: (grabbing cap's arm.) I'd beg to differ. Batman breaks Captain America's arm, kicks him in the gut and punches cap, repeatedly. Captain America passes out, then the two are transported back to the pocket dimension. Grandmaster: This victory goes to Batman!
DC: 1 marvel: 0
The contest of champions pt. 1: In the beginning
There were 2 universes. One, known as the Marvel universe. The other, the DC universe. Then one day, an entitie name "The Grandmaster" brought them to a world between worlds. Grandmaster: I am The Grandmaster! I have existed, since the dawn of time! I have brought the greatest warriors from two realities here, to determine, which reality is superior! You're worlds have been put into suspended animation, so that you may combat against each other. To fight is you're only option! Suddenly, a man with an S on his chest spoke. The man: My name is Superman, and if you think you can keep us here- Grandmaster: (interrupting.) Silence! To combat each other is you're only choice! My words shall not go unheard! The first to battle shall be Captain America and Batman! May the best reality win!
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